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I really dont know

paintman1991 — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:42:19 +0000

I really dont know what to say today. it has been a weird day. i dont know why it just has. i am really tired but i wanted to get a blog in. so it will be short sorry. i dont know what else to say sorry yall

PEACE

WORK WORK WORK

paintman1991 — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 01:59:38 +0000

Today was non stop work for me. I started out by going and refing two games and then i went to help me grandmother set up a table for some craft sale thing. Then i went back to work and refed three more games which brought in over a 100 bucks After that i went up to the church and helped Dan out at the church. It looks really good I finally got home and just fell down into a chair haha but it was a GREAT day

Heres another joke

A fellow bought a horse from a farmer for $1,000. He went to pick up the horse the next day and the farmer said “I hate to tell you this but the horse died last night.” The fellow said “OK, just give me back my money” to which the farmer said, “Sorry, I can’t do that. I spent it.”

The fellow said, “Well, that’s ok, I’ll just take his body then.” The farmer said, “What are you going to do with his body?” The fellow said, “I’m going to sell it, I just won’t tell anyone he’s dead.”

A few weeks later the farmer ran into the fellow and asked him what happened with the horse. The fellow said “Oh, it went great! I sold raffle tickets at $5 apiece, made a profit of $2,450.”

The farmer asked about how the winner felt when he heard the horse was dead and the fellow told him, “Oh, he was disappointed so I gave him back his $5.”

Welcome to the world of economics!

Guitar

paintman1991 — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 01:13:34 +0000

So today i had guitar lessons. I am learning the song We Fall Down by chris tomlin. I really love that song. So who cant wait for halloween tomarrow. i will be going to the fall festival at a church. I am so glad it will be friday. WOOT WOOT. I am just chilling this weekend relaxing i really need it lol especially after Barb worked me so hard at Pine Cove haha jkjk. it really is easy work and i REALLY enjoy it.

COPS

paintman1991 — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:13:42 +0000

So today i must of saw at least 15 cops. NO JOKE. There were two in my school parking lot who pulled over some guy on a motorcycle. I thought it was really funny because they thought he had a weapon. also i saw 7 on my way home from school, yes i counted . So tonight i get to go to my first bowling practice of the season i am so excited. I get to meet the new team and find out who the new captain is. Wow as i typed this my coach just called and asked me to be captain. im really excited now this is gonna be a great year for bowling

Just got back from pine cove

paintman1991 — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 20:29:03 +0000

I love that place we had so much fun. We served over 300 people while we were there. I loved helping on the zip line. Wow and those stars they were so AMAZING. It really brings you closer to god just being there. There were these cicis boxes that we had to throw away and when i picked them up a bunch of ants got on me. One of them bit me in the forearm and my arm is really swollen lol. Also last night my small group had a costume party. That was really fun even though i didnt dress up haha. Well its time to start doing college applications.

Whats with the Weather??

paintman1991 — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 00:28:57 +0000

So whats with this weather we are having. I really dont think im ready for the winter. I woke up this mourning and was freezing my butt off. This weekend is gonna be crazy at pine cove. It is gonna be cold as ever but im gonna love it. There is nothing that could ruin that place. I just love being out in the open wild being in the pressance of Gods creation. I want to live in the wild when i move out on to my own. I would love to live in alaska.

So i dont have a joke today but i do have a intersting fact

No word in the English laguage rhymes with month, orange, silver, and purple.

Pine Cove

paintman1991 — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 20:51:23 +0000

So today was stay day at our school. Stay day is where a bunch of food places come to our school and we stay at the school, who would of thought. I found out today that I made my school bowling team. I really hope im on varsity and it would be really cool if i was the team captian but we will see. Also i applied for Young Guns at pine cove today. I hope i make it. I love that place and want to work their really bad. So i hope you enjoyed yesterdays joke of the day, here is another.

Three guys go in for a job interview, all at the same office. The first one goes in for his interview and the interviewer says, “What’s the first thing you see when you look at me?” The guy says, “That’s not too hard, you’ve got no ears.” The interviewer says, “That’s it, get out, you’ll never be seen around here again.” The second man takes his turn and is asked the same question. The applicant replies, “Uh, you’ve got no ears.” The interviewer throws the guy out, cursing and yelling that he’ll never get a job with his company. As he is leaving, the second guy warns the third guy, “Listen man, whatever you do, don’t say he hasn’t got any ears. He’s so touchy with the ear thing.” “Okay,” said man #3 on his way into the office. Once inside he is told, “Name the first thing you notice when you look at me.” The guy answers, “That’s easy, you wear contacts.” The interviewer was flabbergasted, “How on earth did you know that, son?” “What? Are you stupid? You can’t wear glasses, you’ve got no ears!”

Gone

paintman1991 — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 02:03:25 +0000

So today i have had switchfoots song Gone stuck in my head all day. I dont know why but i just have. It reminds me that nothing really matters in this world. We cant take worldly possesions to heaven. So I dont know what to say so I have a joke…

An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Bubba:
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my potato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.

Love, Dad

A few days later, he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad:
For heaven’s sake, Dad, don’t dig up that garden. That’s where I buried the BODIES.
Love, Bubba

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local Police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day, the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad:
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. It’s the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love, Bubba

Hope you enjoyed it

Just Another Day

paintman1991 — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:51:12 +0000

Today was just another normal day at high school. Drama, work, friends, u know the usual. I dont really know what to talk about here… um last night was college night at my school. i didnt realize how many christian colleges there r. im really looking forward to finding the right one. so yea time to sign off im gonna try and keep this up daily. just bear with me im new and all to this

Getting Started

paintman1991 — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 02:27:00 +0000

Hello,

I was asked to try this out by my youth pastor, Dan Gould, at grace community church. I really dont know what to say right now. Today was may first day of school and i’ve been looking for a car lately. Just trying to get thro life and go with gods plan.